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Quotes of the Day. Something to make you laugh

Posted on: December 12, 2009 4:50 pm
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Category: NFL Draft
Tags: Funny Quotes

Since: May 11, 2008
Posted on: December 12, 2009 6:03 pm

Quotes of the Day. Something to make you laugh

Yogi Berra-isms:

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."
"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious." 
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

"I don't know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."
"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?"

"I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary."
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." 
"I never said most of the things I said."
"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."
"It gets late early out there."
"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."

"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there."
"We made too many wrong mistakes."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

Since: May 11, 2008
Posted on: December 12, 2009 5:47 pm

Quotes of the Day. Something to make you laugh

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner." -Lyndon B. Johnson.

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