Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.